American Idol Announces New Judges, Threatens to End the World

AMERICAN IDOL will be back in January for it’s 12th season and they have announced new judges for the show:

 

WTF is Keith Urban doing there?  Seriously.  He seems like a pretty normal guy.  Why would he want to be sitting on the same stage as Niki Minaj or Mariah Carey?  The only benefit we have to this set up is that once a week, we will know the exact coordinates of Niki Minaj and Mariah Carey and that they are both in the same room together.  If the world ends because of this, I hope it starts where they are.