The things I do for you people. I just got done watching the 2 Broke Girls season 4 premiere on my lunch break and I’m so angry that if anyone at my job knew it, they would evacuate the building.
I very regularly point out that 2 Broke Girls is an example of what is wrong with TV. Other than reality TV on cable (and they aren’t held to the same standards as a network), 2 Broke Girls is easily one of the worst things on TV. I mean really. How do the people at CBS look themselves in the mirror? Well I guess for them, they make sure that the money they can print from the shows they put on the air to be watched by mouth-breathing yokels helps with that. I can’t really blame CBS for 2 Broke Girls. Why? Because if no one watched it, CBS would kill it. This was the f-ing SEASON 4 premiere so apparently, people are watching. 4 FRIGGEN SEASONS!!!!! If anyone is keeping track, that is longer than Arrested Development was originally on the air. You know what? The Taliban just might have a point about us after all.
WTF is wrong with you people who watch this show? I really need to know. What is it that you think is funny about it? The dark haired girl is god awful. The blonde is ok but she gets so few lines because apparently, the producers and writers think that the chick with the boobs is the star of the show so she gets all the lines.
And let’s talk about that. Who writes this show? Do they tour the country looking for 2nd graders who aren’t busy? I’ve seen local cable access shows that have better writing than this show and this is a network sitcom. Here is how the entire show goes:
Blondie: oh no. We are so broke. What are we going to do?
Boob girl: insert sexual innuendo joke and pause for the laugh track.
Lather, rinse, and repeat.
That’s the entire show. I don’t know how anyone can pay attention. Blondie says something and then we have to wait for boobs to come back with her super witty one-liner then pause for the “audience” to laugh. I have to question who is actually in that audience too. I’m told that they are not using a laugh track and that they film in front of a live studio audience. Since there is no way they can really find people who want to watch this show, I’m convinced that the people in the “audience” are really part of a Saw type of an experiment. Either they laugh or they have to start cutting off body parts. I’ve thought a lot about it and that is pretty much the only logical explanation for how anyone can laugh at this show.
So I watched the 2 Broke Girls season 4 premiere because Kim Kardashian was going to be on. CBS has hyped this for weeks. Every commercial they have run for this show has had Kimye in it. Want to know how long she was actually in the show? Even with all that hype? I bet you think she was a big part right? I mean, CBS wouldn’t push it so hard for nothing right? Wrong. Kimye and her giant ass were in the show for roughly 30 seconds. It took longer for her ass to exit the frame than it did for her to deliver her lines.
When Kim’s ass wasn’t on the screen, the girls spent the episode making bad jokes about lube and their incredibly racist stereotype boss made repeated statements that were supposed to be jokes about being gay. They weren’t funny so I can’t call them jokes and I can’t call them an innuendo either since they had to be so over the top about it for the typical 2 Broke Girls viewer to understand what he was trying to say.
One of the first things I did when we launched this site was to set up a White House petition asking the President to use his Hollywood influence to get this show cancelled. Obviously that failed. It shows that there are far more dumb people in this country than there are smart ones and looking at the ratings for CBS, I know that’s true.
2 Broke Girls is the worst thing on network TV right now. I’m thinking of restarting my campaign to get this show cancelled. I know that right now, the mouth-breathers outnumber us but we can’t let that stop us. We can’t continue to let CBS think that this show is acceptable. More importantly, we can’t let blondie and boob girl think that what they are doing is actually acting that people want to see. I don’t want either of them to think that they are successful TV stars. They have 4 seasons of their show now so they are surely starting to think that they are important. People. We can’t allow that to happen.
I am 100% certain that George Washington didn’t fight the revolution to one day have a show like 2 Broke Girls on the air. We all have our part to play in this tragedy. We all have a part to play in getting this travesty cancelled. Are you willing to do your part? The future of the country just might depend on it.
2 Broke Girls airs on CBS Mondays at 7:00. If you are a regular fan of this show, please feel free to let us know a) why and b) what your daily medication count is currently at.