I recently wrote a post about the 15 most annoying celebrities. The post looked at annoying celebrities that show up constantly on websites. Some of them are bad people, some have no talent, and others were both.
The thing is that list focused on actual people. Today I want to look at 10 annoying TV characters that I’d like to see their character killed off. Oh, and not kind of killed off in like a dream sequence or where no body was recovered. No, this has to be an irreversible death such that even the most creative TV writer wouldn’t have a way to bring them back.
10. Jane Rizzoli on Rizzoli and Isles
She won’t be the last cop on the list and they will both be on the list for similar reasons. On the show she plays a tough as nails take no crap detective capable of disabling career criminals easily twice her size.
Really? What are you a 130 pounds, most of which is hair weight.
The kicker is she thinks she’s so funny and she’s just not. Also, her voice sounds like shes a few cigarettes away from needing that device to talk through your neck.
9. Marcus on About A Boy
The show is OK and would be a whole lot better if this kid fell down a well.
It could still be called about a boy but more like the Gotye song, “Now you’re just some boy that we used to know.”
8. Piper Chapman on Orange Is The New Black
Whatever, that’s not even the most unbelievable part. It’s America. We don’t send our white women to prison.
We really wouldn’t even need to get that creative with how we kill her off, she’s in prison!
7. Raj Koothrappali from The Big Bang Theory
We’d be better off if his character had and unfortunate lab accident.
BTW, did you know he’s actually reasonably attractive and has a hot wife. I kid you not. Look for yourself here.
6. Danny ‘Danno’ Williams from Hawaii Five-O
Seriously, this guy’s 5’5″ maybe 140. I actually think Detective Rizzoli could take this guy.
I’m sorry son, can you stand to the side until the adult detectives get here. That would be great. Thanks.
5. Scarlett O’Connor from Nashville
The decisions made by her character make me blinding rage angry.
I’d like to see this character Thelma and Louise herself, but just with her in the car. Too much?
4. Quinn Perkins on Scandal
Let me see if I understand what you’re trying to sell me here. This character was framed for blowing up a building which sent her life into a tailspin. She’s at a point where she’s afraid of her own shadow.
Fast forward a bit and now she’s a ruthless psycho-path killer that enjoys inflicting pain and suffering on people.
I buy Kerry Washington crying 4 times every episode, but this chick as a serial killer. Come on son.
3. Will Schuester on Glee
Am I the only one tired of the whole, come on we just need a better set list to win regionals pep talk?
I envision his character meeting his untimely end in some type of hair product accident. Maybe have Sue Sylvester be behind it.
2. Manny Delgado
You come from a broken home in a dirt poor city yet you still have the refined tastes of a French food critic. Makes no sense.
I see this kid dying from an allergic reaction to some fancy foreign food he’s trying to make sure we all know he’s better than us.
1. Abby Sciuto on NCIS
Honestly, I can’t believe the Navy would allow someone looking like this in the building.
NCIS is the most watched show on TV. As it’s on CBS you know it’s big in the retirement home community. You’d think someone looking like this would frighten all the old people.
In any event I’m rooting for a terrorist attack to take out her and only her. Than at least I won’t be subjected to a 45 year old woman carrying on likes she’s 12.
Honorable Mention: Hat Guy In New McDonald’s Red Couch Commercial
If you haven’t seen this commercial, it’s awful. It has all the terrible elements – bad song, stupid theme, and a bunch of hipsters. Just terrible.