Around the Web for 8-2-15

August 2, 2015 // 0 Comments

We’ve got a gorilla for sale Magilla Gorilla for sale. Won’t you buy him, Take him home and try him, Gorilla for sale. Don’t you want a little gorilla you can call your own, A gorilla who’ll be with ya when you’re all alone? Spoken: How much is that gorilla in the window? Take our advice, At any price, A gorilla like Magilla is mighty nice. Gorilla, Magilla Gorilla for sale. – Theme song from Magilla Gorilla Well we’ve been gone for a couple of days ...Click for More

Around the Web for 7-29-15

July 29, 2015 // 0 Comments

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider She didnt’ care if the whole world looked. Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her She was a sister who really cooked. Isadora was the first bra burner And you’re glad she showed up. (Oh yeah) And when the country was falling apart Betsy Ross got it all sewed up. And then there’s Maude. And then there’s Maude. And then there’s Maude. And then there’s Maude. And then there’s Maude. And then there’s Maude. And then ...Click for More

Around the Web for 7-28-15

July 28, 2015 // 0 Comments

Stand in the place where you live Now face north Think about direction Wonder why you haven’t before Now stand in the place where you work Now face west Think about the place where you live Wonder why you haven’t before – Theme song from Get a Life by REM It’s Tuesday and we are here for around the web. I know you are dying to know what it is that you are supposed to care about on the internet today so let’s get right to the news from around the web for 7-28-15. Ah ...Click for More

Happyish Cancelled by Showtime

July 27, 2015 // 0 Comments

Happyish Cancelled It took them a while to make the decision, but Showtime has finally decided to cancel Happyish after just one season. It’s a move that is a bit of a surprise for a network that doesn’t really cancel anything but they decided to end this one after one season. I was a regular watcher of this show but it wasn’t one that really had me hooked. The show was extremely depressing. I feel like it’s been a trend lately for shows out there to try to focus on ...Click for More

Around the Web for 7-27-15

July 27, 2015 // 0 Comments

She’s a small wonder, pretty and bright with soft curls. She’s a small wonder, a girl unlike unlike other girls. She’s a miracle, and I grant you She’ll enchant you at her sight. She’s a small wonder, and she’ll make your heart take flight. She’s fantastic, made of plastic. Microchips here and there. She’s a small wonder, brings love and laughter everywhere. – Theme song from Small Wonder Welcome to the work week. I’m sure you are all ...Click for More

Around the Web for 7-26-15

July 26, 2015 // 0 Comments

This is the theme to Garry’s Show, The theme to Garry’s show. Garry called me up and asked if I would right his theme song. I’m almost halfway finished, How do you like it so far, How do you like the theme to Garry’s Show. This is the theme to Garry’s Show, The opening theme to Garry’s show. This is the music that you hear as you watch the credits. We’re almost to the part of where I start to whistle. Then we’ll watch “It’s Garry ...Click for More

Key & Peele Ending Their Run

July 25, 2015 // 0 Comments

Key & Peele Ending Their Run News today that Key & Peele will be ending their run when the current season wraps on Comedy Central. They are currently in their 5th season of the show that has earned multiple Emmy nominations including one for Keegan-Michael Key for best supporting actor. Key told The Wrap, “This is our final season – and it’s not because of Comedy Central, it’s us. It was just time for us to explore other things, together and apart. I compare it to Gene Wilder ...Click for More

Around the Web for 7-25-15

July 25, 2015 // 0 Comments

Green Acres is the place to be. Farm livin’ is the life for me. Land spreadin’ out so far and wide Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside. New York is where I’d rather stay. I get allergic smelling hay. I just adore a penthouse view. Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue. …The chores. …The stores. …Fresh air. …Times Square You are my wife. Good bye, city life. Green Acres we are there. – Theme song from Green Acres Hey hey. It’s ...Click for More

Around The Web For 7-24-15

July 24, 2015 // 0 Comments

Wishing I was knee deep in the water somewhere Got the blue sky breeze and it don’t seem fair Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair Sunrise there’s a fire in the sky never been so happy Never felt so high and I think I might have found me my own kind of paradise Zac Brown Band Not that you care, but Midwest Mo (that’s me) is on vacation next week.  Before you get the bright idea to go steal my nearly mint 37 inch Panasonic TV and other such valuables, we ...Click for More

FX Cancels The Comedians

July 23, 2015 // 0 Comments

The Comedians Cancelled I can’t say I’m surprised, but I am just a little bit disappointed. FX announced today that they are cancelling their new comedy, The Comedians, after just one season. The Comedians starred Billy Crystal and Josh Gad as themselves playing on a sketch comedy show on FX network. The ratings for the show were never very good which is why it’s not really a surprise this is cancelled. I am still just a bit disappointed though. I was not a fan of the show in ...Click for More

Around the Web for 7-23-15

July 23, 2015 // 0 Comments

Yo Joe! He’ll fight for freedom where ever there’s trouble. GI Joe is there. It’s GI Joe against Cobra the enemy Fighting to save the day. He never gives up. He’s always there, Fighting for freedom over land and air GI Joe- A real American hero GI Joe is there – Theme song from GI Joe Well we are on the down side of the work week heading towards home. It’s been a couple of days without rain here in Chicago so I think we can officially call that a drought. I ...Click for More

Around The Web For 7-22-15

July 22, 2015 // 0 Comments

Time, why you punish me? Like a wave bashing into the shore You wash away my dreams. Time, why you walk away? Like a friend with somewhere to go You left me crying Can you teach me about tomorrow And all the pain and sorrow Running free? Cause tomorrow’s just another day And I don’t believe in time Hootie and the Blowfish I was a big Hootie fan back in the day.  Now he’s gone lowest common denominator (country music) so I don’t really listen to him.  I don’t mean ...Click for More

Around the Web for 7-21-15

July 21, 2015 // 0 Comments

There is no need to fear For the Mutt of Might is here Secret ring he has filled With a super energy pill Trouble calls, he’s not slow It’s hip, hip, hip and away he goes When criminals in this world appear And break the laws that they should fear And frighten all who see or hear The cry goes up, both far and near For Underdog, Underdog Underdog, Underdog Speed of lightning, roar of thunder Fighting all who rob or plunder Underdog, Underdog, Underdog – Theme song from Underdog ...Click for More

Around The Web For 7-20-15

July 20, 2015 // 0 Comments

It’s been a long night here, and a long night there And these long long legs are damn near everywhere You look good, I will not lie But if you ask where I’m staying tonight I gotta be like oh, baby, no, baby, you got me all wrong, baby My baby’s already got all of my love Andy Grammar The above singer has had some catchy tunes and is still no where near as big as some other performers.  I don’t know who his manager is, but there needs to be a sex tape released or have him hit a ...Click for More

Around the Web for 7-19-15

July 19, 2015 // 0 Comments

Ridin’ through this world All alone God takes your soul You’re on your own The crow flies straight A perfect line On the devil’s path Until you die – Theme song from Sons of Anarchy I spent the entire day yesterday out in the oppressive heat and humidity of Chicago for an event with Gary Sinise. I somehow survived the day but there were times when I thought that was not going to be the case. The heat and humidity are not good places for old and out of shape dudes. Well ...Click for More
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